On Hold

This blog is on hold until I can (hopefully) resuscitate foster blog Why I Hate DC.

As much as I'd like, I can't do both. I only have two hands: one writes for WIHDC, and the other stays jammed down my pants.

Be Prepared to Have Your Mind Blown

I'm sorry I haven't been writing enough in my blog entries. Teh internets can really get a guy down. All that porn... so much porn....

ANYWAY, ask yourself: Do I like politics? Do I like midgets?

If you answered yes to both (or not), then you're sure to like this.

My Economic Rescue Plan

"$700 billion, WTF!"

"Taxpayer swindle!"

"Spineless politicians!"

"Greedy Wall Street!"

Blah blah blah....

Bush should have fired Paulson and reanimated Jimmy Stewart to explain to the American people why we need some form of "bail out."




For a complete version (and better context) go here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJJN9qwhkkE

Make it stop!!!!

Listen jackass. I'll deal with you later but right now all I want is for you to fucking die.

Die already.

Here, I wrote you a song:

Die, die die die die die, die die, die die die die die. DIE.

The Grand 'Ol Party is a Grand 'Ol Party Cuz the Grand 'Ol Party Don't Stop

The first rule of the Republican National Convention is you do not talk about the Republican National Convention!

The second rule of the Republican National Convention is YOU DO NOT TALK ABOUT THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION!

I will say this tho: Young Republicans and RNC people are typically rumored as being either closet cases or absolute tools.

And that's pretty much the fucking truth.

Skippin' Town AGAIN

Gone for yet another fun filled week this time for something I never thought I'd ever do.

Suit? Check.

American flag pin? Check.

Kool Aid.

Kool Aid?

KOOL AID??!!

*sigh*

Check.

Why You Don't Fuck With Fat Chicks

Oh my god! OMG! You guys!

Watch this video (if you haven't seen it already). It has like a billion hits but I've never seen it before.

A battle between a pride of lions, a herd of buffalo, and 2 crocodiles at a watering hole in South Africa's Kruger National Park while on safari.

Incredible! Don't worry, there's a happy ending.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU8DDYz68kM